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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Great South Pacific Express","displaytitle":"Great South Pacific Express","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5599988","titles":{"canonical":"Great_South_Pacific_Express","normalized":"Great South Pacific Express","display":"Great South Pacific Express"},"pageid":5633236,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Great_South_Pacific_Express_logo.gif","width":200,"height":165},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Great_South_Pacific_Express_logo.gif","width":200,"height":165},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1284328606","tid":"bcca800c-1337-11f0-9ceb-f7daf2873ae3","timestamp":"2025-04-06T22:37:36Z","description":"Australian train service (1999–2003)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_South_Pacific_Express","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_South_Pacific_Express?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_South_Pacific_Express?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Great_South_Pacific_Express"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_South_Pacific_Express","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Great_South_Pacific_Express","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_South_Pacific_Express?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Great_South_Pacific_Express"}},"extract":"The Great South Pacific Express was a luxury Australian train service, run in by Queensland Rail and Belmond, the operator of the Venice-Simplon Orient Express.","extract_html":"
The Great South Pacific Express was a luxury Australian train service, run in by Queensland Rail and Belmond, the operator of the Venice-Simplon Orient Express.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the hungry clock?","punchline":"It went back four seconds.","id":63}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?","punchline":"Hare spray.","id":231}
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Villeroy-sur-Méholle is a commune in the Meuse department in Grand Est in north-eastern France.
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